Toilet Seat


1000+ Blonde Jokes

by Funny Jokes TK
  • Current Version 1.0
  • Size 2M


Over 1000 of the funniest jokes about blondes.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly

*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.

*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)

*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app

*Share with SMS/Email

*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.

*Random joke button

*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start

*Hold the right arrow to go to the end

*Link to developer’s other apps in the market

*Change the size of the text

*Change the color of the text

*Change the style of the text

*Change the background

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I pulled into a crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay! Stay!"

This blonde bird gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?" "

"Why did the blonde, throw breadcrumbs in the toilet bowl?

To feed the toilet duck. "

"A blonde with two burnt ears goes to the doctor, who asks what has happened.

"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back.""

CAUTION - users of this app have been known to laugh hysterically while looking at their phones! For hilarious hand-picked jokes that will have you rolling on the floor, look no further! This handy app allows you to enjoy the funniest jokes at your convenience, save your favorite jokes, and easily send them to your friends.

"A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?"

I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!""

"F*****g dating sites

I asked for a fit blonde, who has a dirty mouth and likes it in the ring.

I got paired with Hulk Hogan"

KW:Joke,Blonde,Jokes,Funny,Fun,Blond, Dumb Blonde.

Content rating: Everyone



by loved droid
  • Current Version 2.0
  • Size 2M


We take our cell phones everywhere. They are in our pockets and purses, rubbing up against things like loose change and the receipt from the gas station. We use them almost everywhere, and set them on nearly any available surface, the kitchen counter, the table at a cafe, the toilet, a park bench.

Our smartphones are indeed our constant companions, and they are exposed to many bacteria.

Typical phones have more bacteria than your office workspace, and some have even more than a toilet seat.

An article published in the journal "Annals of Clinical Microbiology and Antimicrobials" details a study involving the 200 phones. The researchers found that 94.5 percent of the phones were contaminated with some kind of bacteria, many of which were resistant to multiple antibiotics.

Much of the disease-causing bacteria they found are transferred from person to person through touch, which means that once this bacteria is on your hands, you only have to then touch your eyes or nose for the bacteria to find an easy route into your body. This is especially frightening when you consider how often your phone hangs out only millimeters away from your face.

Sudies like the one mentioned above have found colonies of Clostridium, streptococcus, staphylococcus, E.Coli and diphtheroids on people's cellphones.

This app uses a combination of heat and electromagnetic radiation in order to decrease the proliferation of bacteria in your smartphone, disrupting bacterial growth.

You ou can keep your phone relatively germ free by simply running this app and remembering to clean it occasionally.

Wipe it off with antibacterial wipes or swab it with some rubbing alcohol.

With just this few simple steps, you can banish the bacteria from your smartphone for good!

Content rating: Low Maturity

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