I Cried

The hypnosis session on this app is by ARIA record award winning hypnotherapist Rick Collingwood. It is designed to help you develop the confidence to attract, create and maintain meaningful relationships in your life by becoming comfortable within yourself and around others. It is not only for attracting lovers, but also to help your relationship with friends, family and other people that come into your life.

It will do this by helping improve your sense of self worth and confidence in yourself and others. It will assist your adaptability skills and help you communicate with people better. It is also useful if you are in a 'controlling' or unhappy relationship and will help you make up your own mind if you want to stay or end the relationship in a sensible and logical manner. Ultimately it will help you become happier with who you are and to grow as a person.

Enjoy the world's most effective hypnosis directly on your phone or mobile device in complete privacy and comfort whenever and wherever you like.

About the Hypnosis Audio Program

This App contains a 54 minute guided personal hypnotherapy session by Rick Collingwood. It is useful if you are:

� Shy and/or Introverted

� Lack communication skills

� Have trouble talking to people

� Scared of dating

� Unhappy in a relationship - lover, friend or family

Often it is how we view ourselves that affects how we view others. If you have a negative self image then it is likely that you will have negative relationships with other people. This recording is designed to turn this around and help you love yourself to love others.

Audio Format

Contained on this recording is a unique audio formula for maximum results:

� Clinical spoken hypnotherapy

� Neurosonic Frequencies to assist deep trance

� Positive subliminal messages

This unique combination means that you can actually improve your self esteem while you sleep. These patented frequencies have been scientifically proven through the use of an EEG machine, to help you reach a deep theta trance for the program to work more effectively.

* Suitable for children and adults 8 years +

What others are saying:

Thank you Rick. I cried last night during the relationships one and all this tension came up but it now seems like something has been removed from my brain. It is amazing. And I still think of the bag floating away with all the past stuff in it. Sorry if that seems a bit strange in description; but there is no doubt I am seeing the world differently. I have passed on your site to others. JB had a sale of your CD�s today, so I brought 3 and will use them down the track. I just feel so different, peaceful, less worried. Again thanks, these CD�s have really shifted some things that have not been dealt with for 30 years. Regards, Michael

I am an autistic male. My parents were also autistic, my mother a violent one-time incest victim and my father a door-mat alcoholic. Did I have problems in relationships? Goes without saying. One thing that has been of unbelievable help is Rick Collingwoods CD Creating Better Relationships. Along with counseling I have a far better sense of self-worth optimism and peace. Counseling was only once a week. Rick was every day sometimes more. Now I dont need his CD. But it was my life-support. (name withheld)

Dear Dr Collingwood. I have tried your life improvement cds and have had such amazing results it still continues to awe me. After years of counselling, alternative healing, self-help books, self-help/spiritual growth workshops, and anything else that�s on the new age market right now, I�ve never had such rapid, multi-faceted and remarkable results as I�ve gained from using your cds. They are truly a gift to the society. Thank you so much!

Content rating: Everyone

Over 1000 of the infamous 'Little Johnny' jokes. ***Strongest possible warning, These jokes are rude, dirty, contain swearing and will offend most people***

*Think you�re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly

*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.

*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)

*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app

*Share with SMS/Email

*Random joke button

*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start

*Hold the right arrow to go to the end

*Link to developer�s other apps in the market

*Change the size of the text

*Change the color of the text

*Change the style of the text

*Change the background

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."

Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes.""

"During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was f**k this and f**k that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"

Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"

Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"

Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be f****d than killed""

"One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died. The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died. He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died. His dad said, "that's just a coincidence." The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died." His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn't eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck. When he finally got home, Little Johnny's mom asks him how his day at work was. "Much more horrible than your day I'm sure," his dad replied. "I don't know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!"

"One day there was this little boy named Johnny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no.

Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom.� She said "no not with that mouth.� She said now go to the corner and say your a.b.c.'s frontwords and backwards

He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"

Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"

Then she said "Where is the p."

Little Johnny said "Running down my leg.""

"Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Tags: children *** jokes.

Content rating: High Maturity

INTRODUCTION

Early Intervention: A New Beginning

Why is my child�s language delayed? Many parents have said the most frustrating thing about having a toddler that can�t talk is that the only way to convey needs and wants is through whines and tantrums. Often, parents blame themselves for their children�s inability to use language. In many cases, shame is felt regarding the level of frustration they feel toward their child. It may seem easier to wait it out knowing that their toddler will eventually speak, however, the consequences for doing so are sometimes irreparable.

Children who are late talkers, enter kindergarten with fewer language skills than most of their peers. This delay is conveyed in lower reading and phonetic awareness skills in school. By first grade, late talkers struggle with spelling, reading, grammar and, often, an �I can�t do it� attitude is associated activities that require language since this has been a difficult area since toddlerhood.

Children should, from the time they are born, imitate the sounds in their environment and from familiar people. For some, however, imitation stops during the second year or never occurs. With the help of a therapist or caring adult, a small child can be guided to focus on the face of a familiar person and imitate the sounds they are making. Because many children act aggressively due to frustration in not having adequate communication skills, concerns regarding behavior are addressed

and often improve when children acquire new skills through early intervention. The added benefit of positive self-esteem and an ability to connect with peers are the outcomes of healthy language development.

A parent of a toddler in regard to her son�s early intervention experience shared, �Trevor would act fearful around new people or in new places. He

insisted on being carried if we went out of the house and would seem terrified to put his feet on the floor. If other children came around him he would cry and sometimes try to hurt them. I was so embarrassed and frustrated because I wanted my toddler to be happy and sociable. Once his delayed speech was addressed through an intervention program in our area, Trevor�s self-esteem and social skills improved rapidly. About four or five months after the interventionist started coming to our home, Trevor�s fear of new people and new places faded away gradually and steadily. He quickly picked up words which enabled him to tell me how he was feeling and what he wanted and, I think, this helped him feel assured that he would get his needs met even in new situations. I was relieved to see that my shy, fearful and aggressive toddler was transforming into the happy and lovable child I knew him to be on a regular basis. Looking back, it seems like a long time ago that Trevor disliked social situations for all the friends and playmates he sees and interacts with everyday.�

Family dynamics can, at times, play a role in a toddler�s inability to speak. A well-loved child of a large family is sometimes so adored by her older siblings that they answer to her every need with her slightest indication, via a grunt or gesture. A child with a passive temperament matched with doting parents, caring siblings or extended family may not discover the usefulness of language, for not needing it. In this scenario, a child eventually speaks by the age of four, however, may not develop an intrinsic �I can do it� mentality. Rather, this may be the type of child that is referred to as �shy� or have difficulty expressing

Content rating: Everyone

It erases ALL your Wi-Fi configurations on Android System with just ONE click.

(sorry for my bad English, I'm not native speaker)

It is useful when you have a long list of remembered Wi-Fi and wants to erase them ALL. The Android native system (at least so far 2.3.3) does not have an easy way to erase ALL. You must to erase one by one, and this is really sucks.

** FAQ **

1) Why I would like to erase (forget) my remembered Wi-Fi passwords?

For many reasons: 1. For developers working with a kind of Wi-Fi manager that creates automatically a lot of networks configurations. 2. If you don't trust to keep your Wi-Fi passwords inside Android OS (I think it is secure, but if you don't think so...). 3. If you have some Wi-Fi manager or some APP that messed up your configurations (or just created a lot of undesired networks) and you'd like to restart from scratch. 4. You have a too big list of remembered Wi-Fi and it is annoying now. 5. You will borrow your mobile to someone else and you don't want he uses your Wi-Fis. 6. Because you woke up and felt like erase everything.

2) I received a "Force Close" or I got some weird error

OK, *** happens. Please tell me what did you receive at micaroni@gmail.com and I can help you. Don't rate me bad in this case, because I didn't treating Wi-Fi exceptions. If your device gonna crazy, it is not my fault.

3) Can I move to my SD card?

Yes, sure!

4) The size of APP, battery usage, permissions?

Less than 100 KB, it's very light weight APP (but you still can move to SD card if you want). We use your battery only to show you the information on the screen. No services, no black magic, no secret. We use only TWO permissions (read and write Wi-Fi states) and the min version of Android is 1.5 (API level 3)

5) Why the APP closes after the job?

Because the APP does not have much to do, it's simply like that. The APP just do what it says and not more.

6) Why even after I erase ALL networks, when I come back after a while, I have at least one configuration again? Is it does not working?

If you received a "successful" message after tap the button, it really worked. But the configuration can appears again automatically because you may have a service running in background which put it again. Be sure you had stopped all services related with Wi-Fi manager.

7) If it is useful for me and I like it?

Please rate and share with your friends! :) I know it is a kind of geek APP but can be useful for anyone...

8) Where can I send feedback or feature request?

Please write me: micaroni@gmail.com

Recent changes:

The first version is already bugless! :)

Content rating: Everyone

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FASONATED BY spideis. I used to collect them when I was younger. I'd spend hours rooting through the dusty old shed at the bottom of our garden, hunting the cobwebs for lurking eight-legged predatois. When I found one, Td bring it in and let it loose in my bedroom.

It used to drive my mom crazy!

Usually, the spider would slip away after no more than a day or two, never to be seen again, but sometimes they hm^ around longer. I had one who made a cobweb above my bed and stood guard for almost a month. Going to sleep, I used to imagine the spider creeping down, crawling into my mouth, sliding down my throat, and laying loads of eggs in my belly. The baby spider? would hatch after a while and eat me alive, from the inside out

I loved being scared when I was little.

When I was nine, my mom and dad gave me a small tarantula It wasnt poisonous orveiy big, but it was the greatest gift Td ever received. I played with that spider almost eveiy waking hour of the day. Gave it all soils of treats: flies and ***roaches and tiny woims. Spoiled it rotten.

Then, one day, I did something stupid. I'd been watching a cartoon in which one of the characters was sucked up by a vacuum cleaner. No haim came to him. He squeezed out of the bag, dusty and dirty and mad as hell. It was vety funny.

So funny, I tried it myself. With the tarantula

Needless to say, things didnt happen quite like they did in the cartoon. Hie spider was ripped to pieces. I cried a lot, but it was too late for teats. My pet was dead, it was my fault, and there was nothing I could do about it

My parents practically hollered the roof down when they found out what I'd done the tarantula had cost quite a lot of money. TTiey said I was inesponsi We, and from that day on they never again let me have a pet, not even an ordinaiy garden spider.

I started with that tale from the past for two reasons. One will become obvious as this book unfolds. The other reason is:

Ifas is a true story.

I don't expect you to believe me I wouldn't believe it myself if I hadn't lived it but it is. Eveiythii^ I describe in this book happened, just as I tell it

The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it nomially costs you. In books, the heroes can make as many mistakes as they like. It doesnt matter what they do, because eveiything wotks out in the end. TTiey 11 beat the bad guys and put things right and eveiythii^ ends up cool.

hi teal life, vacuum cleanets kill spiders. If you cross a busy road without looking, you get whacked by a car. If you fall out of a tree, you break some bones.

Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesnt care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost Evil often wins.

I just wanted to make that clear before I began.

One more thing: my name isnt really Dairen Shan. Eveiything's tme in this book, except for names. IVe had to charge them because... well, by the time you get to the end, youll understand.

I havent used any real names, not mine, my sisters, my friends, or teachers. Nobody's. I'm not even going to tell you the name of my town or country. I dont dare.

Anyway, that's enough of an introduction. If you're ready, let's begin. If this were a made-up story, it would begin at night, with a storm blowing and owls hootirg and rattling noises under the bed But this is a real stoiy, so I have to begin where it really started.

It started in a toilet

Content rating: High Maturity

Special Note: 10% of all Baby Shusher profits go toward babies in need from around the world through World Vision. Visit BabyShusher.com for full details.

The Baby Shusher App is a revolutionary new tool for parents using an ancient but doctor-tested and approved technique to help soothe your fussy baby. After more than two years of testing and research with real moms and real babies, we came up with the following very valuable feature list.

Features:

�Safely stop baby from crying with rhythmic �shush� sound that engages a baby's natural calming reflex by reminding them of still being in the womb. So much more effective than simple lullabies or standard white noise.

�Shusher Timer Options (from 15 minutes to 8 hours of continuous shushing!)

�The amazing Sound Equalizer allows app to "listen" to your baby every three minutes and automatically adjusts the shush volume to baby�s cry volume (so when baby is wailing, shush is loud; when baby goes quiet, volume settles into a soothing background shush).

�Custom: Record your own "custom" shush to implement into the App. Save as many personalized shushes as you want.

�Work in other Apps on your Phone while still using Baby Shusher App.

What Real Moms are Saying:

�I wish I would have known about this sooner. It is truly a miracle for me and baby to have a good night�s rest together!� Mercedes (mother of 3 month old)

�It is a must try for yourself.� Isabel (mother of 3.5 month old)

�I wasn�t sure after the 1st time I used it, but it proved to us that it worked better and better there after. Loved the product!� Erika (mother of 2 month old)

�The Baby Shusher works to calm a fussy baby.� Vanessa (mother of 2 week old)

�Worked great for his bedtime�the look on his face was so calmed.� Christi (mother of 3 week old)

�When used at the night time, it can greatly help calm your baby long enough to help him with whatever�s upsetting him, or calm him down so he can fall asleep or feed.� Ingrid (mother of 1 week old)

�Thank you! The three most peaceful nights and days in a while.� Mercedes (mother of 3 month old)

Content rating: Everyone

How speaking smoothly?

Confirm it in this game.

The way to play is easy.

Only speaks the displayed sentences.

Droid hears it, and the pronunciation is checked and evaluated.

When scoring high and low scoring, Droid do reaction.

The utterance is called "Katsuzetsu" in Japan.

Checking "Katsuzetsu" in Japan becomes popular.

Let's Katsuzetsu Check!

This appli uses the [Voice Search] of google.

Please check whether [Voice Search] is installed when the voice input doesn't operate.

The Internet connection environment is necessary.

This is a free version.

A pay version that increases the number of sentences and category has been opened to the public, too.

Please use it.

[Caution]

The author and droid isn't fluent in English.

Therefore, the score might be low even if you pronounces correctly.

Interesting, please enjoy the mis-conversion.

[Function]

(1)The number of recorded sentences is 400 or more.

(2)Sentences can be selected from Japanese and English.

If your cell phone cannot display Japanese, the appli such as

[MoreLocale 2] might have to be installed.

(3)It's possible to select the category, and to squeeze the range of kind of sentences.

[Basic]

[Saying]

[Tongue twister]

[Dialect] :Japanese only

[Love] :Japanese only

[Trivia] :Paid version only

[Business]:Paid version only

[***y]:Paid version only

Please evaluate, and comment if you can like this application.

Moreover, Please contact me with mail if trouble and the demand, etc. are found.

The copyright of droid is in Google.

droid used and produced [Androidify].

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Example of sentences

The male platypus has venom

Aluminum is a metal that is most abundant in the world

Canned coffee and instant coffee was invented by the Japanese

Hippo sweat is pink

Even reading a book in the dark, not bad eyes

It is much colder than the North Pole in the South Pole

The most filthy human body is between the toes

Do not give dogs onion

Zebra scalp is gray

The dolphin is drowned

Giraffe's cry looks like the cow

The bear gives birth to a child while hibernating

Flag of Paraguay has a different pattern in the front and back

The bullfight doesn't react to a red color

Newt poison is tetrodotoxin

Do not give the pet bird's bone

A cat may look at a king

A Iittle learning is a dangerous thing

Every dog has its day

Love me, love my dog

Give a dog a bad name and hang him

You can't teach an old dog new tricks

What the eye does not see the heart does not grieve over

A bargain is a bargain

A bellowing cow soon forgets her calf

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

A burnt child dreads the fire

A cat has nine lives

A change is as good as a rest

A constant guest is never welcome

A creaking gate hangs long on its hinges

A drowning man will catch at a straw

A fool and his money are soon parted

A new broom sweeps clean

A woman kissed is half won

love at first sight

She sends you her love

The river flows between the two countries

They are between jobs

see the sights of New York

You dirty dog!

a young child

I'm not getting any younger

close an umbrella

close the door

an open envelope

the open sea

She was like a daughter to me

You sound like a professor

cry one's eyes out

She has blue eyes

Did you enjoy your trip?

Have a nice trip

The car is high in price

These shoes are pinching my feet

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face

She always has an expressionless face

She sells seashells by the seashore

The shells she sells are surely seashells

So if she sells shells on the seashore

I'm sure she sells seashore shells

The right switch is the light switch

The light switch is the right switch

Red Leather, yellow leather

Six thich thistle sticks

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

[Utterance Voice Input Voice Search Mike droid ]

Recent changes:

ver2.1 : Increased the number of sentences.

ver2.0 : Increased the number of sentences.

ver1.9 : Added function:Todday sentences [Japanese Only]

ver1.8 : Ver:1.8 Added love category [Japanese Only]

ver1.7 : Problem that position of the character shifts was fixed.

Problem that the screen is not maximized with a part of phone is fixed.

ver1.6 : Added function: Search tweet.

ver1.5 : Increased the number of sentences.

ver1.4 : Added function: You can share the result by various appli.

Content rating: Everyone

The game was created after this was documented in The Travels of Marco Polo - Volume 1: " And I was swept down by the mighty torrent. I was snagged by a fallen tree a ways downstream. My father and uncle could not see me, as the morning fog had not yet lifted, and I could not see my hand when directly in front of my face. Then I heard a faint whistle in the wind, "Marco! Marco!" I heard my father crying. I responded with the only thing I could think of, "Polo!" I shouted. He then walked the bank of the river and found the tree I had been snagged on, climbing out to save me." - Marco Polo, from, The travels of Marco Polo.

Get one or more of your friends to install this on their phones too.

One Player is chosen as IT.

This player closes his/her eyes and trys to tag the other players without the use of vision.

The player who is IT presses MARCO and the other players respond by pressing POLO.

The player who it IT listens and tries to find the other players.

If a player is tagged then that player becomes IT.

Content rating: Everyone

Your baby cries a lot? Can you put a nice sound to calm your baby and sleep like an angel. Choose the music and the time and put your child to sleep, a beautiful song That will really calm your baby.

Lullabies are sung by mothers around the world for Their children fall asleep.

� You can choose the music.

� You can choose the time.

� Great quality of the sound

� Absolutely Relaxing!

� The best relaxing sound!

The lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children before They go to sleep, with the intention of speeding That process.

Content rating: Everyone

Gambling sports betting success guaranteed (probably) with these successful football tips (soccer for you Americans)

£4.49 for meticulously researched value-based tips? What's not to like?

At least 5 tips every weekend, with probably the odd weekday one thrown in for giggles too.

We will never, ever, ever, ever (ever) post up odds-on bets. Sure, they often win, but where's the skill in recommending them? "Hey, back Man United to beat QPR"??? What a waste of everybody's time.

Why, I hear you cry at the back, are you bothering with this £1.49 nonsense when you are so clearly a betting superstar (and probably really good-looking too)?

Well, Mr John "everything on t'internet is a rip-off" Smith, I have been making a steady profit from sports betting for years, and my son wanted to make an app, so here we are!

How about this? I charge you £4.49 (less than the cost of something really cheap), and you check out my tips for a few weeks. I guarantee that you will, at the very least, accept that I've not just picked my tips from the bit of the paper my Chinchilla has left his deposit on and have genuinely made a pretty decent effort. Of course, anyone with Chinchillas would know that their scattergun approach to voiding their bowels would lead to several hundred tips a day if this was the method being used.

Unlike the majority of web services we have open, honest and transparent figures - my tip loses, it goes on the P&L page as a loss. My tip wins, it goes on the P&L page as a win.

All tips will have the current Betfair.com price listed.

Let's do it people......

Content rating: Medium Maturity

I give Pirrip as my father�s family name, on the authority of his tombstone and my sister,�Mrs. Joe Gargery, who married the blacksmith. As I never saw my father or my mother, and never saw any likeness of either of them (for their days were long before the days of photographs), my first fancies regarding what they were like were unreasonably derived from their tombstones. The shape of the letters on my father�s, gave me an odd idea that he was a square, stout, dark man, with curly black hair. From the character and turn of the inscription, �Also Georgiana Wife of the Above,� I drew a childish conclusion that my mother was freckled and sickly. To five little stone lozenges, each about a foot and a half long, which were arranged in a neat row beside their grave, and were sacred to the memory of five little brothers of mine,�who gave up trying to get a living, exceedingly early in that universal struggle,�I am indebted for a belief I religiously entertained that they had all been born on their backs with their hands in their trousers-pockets, and had never taken them out in this state of existence.

Ours was the marsh country, down by the river, within, as the river wound, twenty miles of the sea. My first most vivid and broad impression of the identity of things seems to me to have been gained on a memorable raw afternoon towards evening. At such a time I found out for certain that this bleak place overgrown with nettles was the churchyard; and that Philip Pirrip, late of this parish, and also Georgiana wife of the above, were dead and buried; and that Alexander, Bartholomew, Abraham, Tobias, and Roger, infant children of the aforesaid, were also dead and buried; and that the dark flat wilderness beyond the churchyard, intersected with dikes and mounds and gates, with scattered cattle feeding on it, was the marshes; and that the low leaden line beyond was the river; and that the distant savage lair from which the wind was rushing was the sea; and that the small bundle of shivers growing afraid of it all and beginning to cry, was Pip.

�Hold your noise!� cried a terrible voice, as a man started up from among the graves at the side of the church porch. �Keep still, you little devil, or I�ll cut your throat!�

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Content rating: Medium Maturity

The Racing Guru

£3.49 for meticulously researched value-based tips? What's not to like?

At least 3 tips every day.

We will never, ever, ever, ever (ever) post up odds-on bets. Sure, they often win, but where's the skill in recommending them?

Why, I hear you cry at the back, are you bothering with this £1.49 nonsense when you are so clearly a betting superstar (and probably really good-looking too)?

Well, Mr John "everything on t'internet is a rip-off" Smith, I have been making a steady profit from sports betting for years, and my son wanted to make an app, so here we are!

How about this? I charge you £3.49 (less than the cost of something really cheap), and you check out my tips for a few weeks. I guarantee that you will, at the very least, accept that I've not just picked my tips from the bit of the paper my Chinchilla has left his deposit on and have genuinely made a pretty decent effort. Of course, anyone with Chinchillas would know that their scattergun approach to voiding their bowels would lead to several hundred tips a day if this was the method being used.

Unlike the majority of web services we have open, honest and transparent figures - my tip loses, it goes on the P&L page as a loss. My tip wins, it goes on the P&L page as a win.

All tips will have the current Betfair.com price listed.

Let's do it people......

Content rating: Medium Maturity